‘Start me up’ shoots me down
As most of you know, I’ve been interviewing pretty intensely lately. I’ve talked to seven different companies since January, and found out some don’t like me or really have any positions open. Such is the life of a graduating college senior.
I’m pretty far along with one particular company right now, and I think I’d accept an offer is one was given. I’ve gotta get a phone call sometime in the next few days and talk to one last person before I hear back with a decision. That should all be done in a week. Wish me luck.
In January I did a phone interview with a company I’ll refer to as “Macrohard.” who has a small location in Fargo, ND. It’s where they create and support their “Eight Pains” (again, a false name) business software. My phone interview went well enough that they decided to send me on a trip to Fargo for more interviews. I decided to do it. Not necessarily because I’d jump at a chance to work in Fargo, but moreso that I figured I’d never get to North Dakota in my life, and free trips are always good. Especially if a very large software company is picking up the tab.
Because Cam and I are nearly twins when it comes to school at work, he also was invited for an interview in Fargo. Seeing we do very little academic or work things w/o each other, we had Macrohard schedule our interviews at the same time. They agreed.
We watched the movie Fargo the night before our trip just to prep ourselves for what was to come, don’t ya know. It was creepy to get off the plane there and realize it was just like the movie: flat, cold and boring. You could see for miles in either direction due to their lack of hills. It was actually slightly warmer there than in Wisconsin, but Weather.com the week before told us that Fargo was at -36.
They put us up in a really nice hotel (separate rooms, thank “god”), and gave us a rental car to drive around in. We decided to get some food at a restaurant right out the door of our hotel. It was called “Space Aliens.” I’m not kidding. Think of a Chuck E. Cheese for adults, with an alien theme.
Because everything was on Macrohard, I decided to enjoy a bright blue alcoholic beverage. Cam said it was too girly for him, but free booze is never too girly for me. It was called “Alienade” and was darn good. We each had ribs of some sort for our meal, and our appetizer could almost have been served as a dessert. Somehow the appetizer was sauced in chocolate rather than barbecue sauce and took longer than usual.
After our meal we headed out into the Fargo nightlife. We drove around aimlessly looking for the “center” of the city. I can honestly say we never found one. We eventually found what is considered their strip, and that was just like any strip you might come across. Every possible big box store you could think of was there, from Menards to Home Depot to common chain restaurants. It’s just there was absolutely no “downtown” central area with big buildings and people walking around. It was quite boring.
I woke up early the next day for my interview. Cam had somehow gotten lucky and his interview was 2 hours later than mine. I headed over to the campus and watched all the people stream into work. They were all happy, and middle class small townish. Good for them.

I talked to a total of 7 people, in about 6 different hour long interviews. Talk about intense. I thought all of them went equally well, except for some school marm lady who was kind of put-offish. But I found out later that Cam had gotten the same reception from her.
I asked everyone I talked to what there is to do in Fargo. They all said cross country skiing, snowmobiling, hiking and the like. And of they bowl too. It’s kinda like any town in northern Wisconsin, but with a weirder accent. One person mentioned that “the cities” (Minneapolis/St. Paul) are “only 3-4 hours away.” Well sheesh, that close? I can get to Chicago from Madison or Milwaukee in less than 2 hours. And that’s more of a real city.
At the end of the day I said goodbye and headed to their mall and waited for Cam to get done. West Acres mall has the usual stores in it, along with some countryish ones to ensure all the rural folk have someplace to shop. I would compare it to a Mayfair in the middle of nowhere. “Nowherefair” if you will. They added a huge new foodcourt area, which made the 1972 mall look as if it was now part of 1997. Based on how small the town is, I’m sure the foodcourt was big news and quite the entertainment and dining destination.

My preconceptions about the area proved mostly to be true. It is a small, cold town in the middle of nowhere, with little to do unless you enjoy long walks in the snow and sunsets over snow. I was surprised at the demographic makeup of the area however. I saw less than five African Americans the entire time I was there, and everyone was middle class. I expected low-class rural people at best, but was pleasantly surprised. I guess Fargo is the place to go when you have money and no major cities for 300 miles in any direction.
I got a call last week telling me they “no longer wish to pursue my candidacy” basically. I asked if they could give me more info on why and she basically said they didn’t think I would be a good fit. Which I took to mean that they understood I disliked Fargo. I can say I was surprised they didn’t give me an offer, yet didn’t feel horribly dejected when they didn’t. It’s for you to ask Cam what happened to him.



