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MSN Security Line Observations

January 10th, 2009 No comments
  • A man was “going to risk carrying on some liquids this time.”  He’d never tried it before and was nervous. “Seems like women need liquids more than men.  My wife’s a pro at this.”
  • Same man, listing his only liquid: hand sanitizer.  “I love this stuff.  I’m addicted to it.  Seems like ever since I’ve started using it, I’ve never gotten sick.”
  • Same man, talking about why he uses hand sanitizer: “As soon as I shake hands with someone I whip this stuff out and clean up.”
  • Same man, re: other hand shakers: “You know, somepeople will even go as far as not shaking hands with someone if they’re sick.  Can you believe that?”
  • An older (60+?) lady in front of me in the security line handed the TSA her Visa card as ID.  I had to turn away to laugh.
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