MSN Security Line Observations
January 10th, 2009
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- A man was “going to risk carrying on some liquids this time.” He’d never tried it before and was nervous. “Seems like women need liquids more than men. My wife’s a pro at this.”
- Same man, listing his only liquid: hand sanitizer. “I love this stuff. I’m addicted to it. Seems like ever since I’ve started using it, I’ve never gotten sick.”
- Same man, talking about why he uses hand sanitizer: “As soon as I shake hands with someone I whip this stuff out and clean up.”
- Same man, re: other hand shakers: “You know, somepeople will even go as far as not shaking hands with someone if they’re sick. Can you believe that?”
- An older (60+?) lady in front of me in the security line handed the TSA her Visa card as ID. I had to turn away to laugh.